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What I want to read your blog and no one in any column of this world more thing:

• manuals that were translated badly from the Asian (with many "unbelievable" and "funny" examples)
• sublayers TV (so-called "reality TV" and "Jungle Mongo looks super-Bauer" soap operas)
• women and shoes
• men and cars / football
• women and manuals that poorly through the Asiatischen übersetzt wurden
• Frauen und Männer (wenn Mario Barth darin erwähnt wird)
• Models und Magersucht 
• Zitate von Fußballern
• Themen, über die man in Blogs nichts mehr lesen möchte

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Why is this thing "IT-blog"?

"Hier geht's bislang ja gar nicht um IT?" fragt der naseweise Rezipient.

1. Heißt die URL dieses Blogs ja " zb -it-blog", also " zum Beispiel IT-Blog", was man mit "es geht also auch um andere Dinge" umschreiben könnte. Dass "zb" aber auch die Initialen des Autors sind, bietet eine geradezu atemberaubende Ambiguity. And that the "example" merely tried "it-blog" is because the address was "it-blog" already taken, and no one must know something no one goes to
2. "IT" is not only for "information technology" but also "it", so "it". "THIS IS IT " is the title of the posthumous Michael Jackson's film (which incidentally was snipped as artificially as his protagonist) - and that means, after all, not "This is information technology"
3. I hold nothing of it to explain my intentions, which should make people like Wolfgang Niedecken (although, perhaps better not!)

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If it snows .... keep it up The sauna

... works's determined by the white Christmas ...

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idiots trap

before yesterday I was with my friend D. (no, he does not "Detlef" and yes, he really is "just" a friend) in an "adventure spa". I thought it was clever to use a free day for it because there "is it not so full."

was true also, but had returned a lot of sauna idiots on the road. "Sauna-morons" shows among other things, that they (unlike cinema idiots and morons aircraft) never occur alone but always in a pack. This may also be a little pack, 2 idiots rich already, the main thing the ranking is clear.

Other identifying features cited as examples:

• D. stands before a mirror to use his contact lenses. A sauna Depp stands next to him, looks in the mirror and said aloud: "Beautiful pictures are hanging here". D. responding, how to do it in the sauna-idiots always saying: do not. And here you can see the sauna idiots, because he can not handle it. You notice how his synapses are desperately trying to ignite something similar spirit, before he "I mean the mirror here. Haha! secretes
  
  
• I stand behind der gelben Linie ("Streifen" trifft es eher), die die Raucherzone im Außenbereich markiert und rauche. Zwei noch nicht als solche geoutete Sauna-Deppen stehen neben mir. Ein durchaus attraktiver weiblicher Gast gesellt sich dazu - nicht etwa, weil sie Wärme sucht (denn die würde sie ja eher im Innenbereich finden), sondern natürlich, um ebenfalls zu rauchen. Aber so natürlich ist das für Sauna-Deppen nicht. Wenn Blicke reden könnten, wäre es längst nicht mehr so still - aber glücklicherweise fällt ihnen keine verbale Eröffnung ein. Als die junge Dame ihre Zigarette ausdrückt und wieder Richtung Saunen wandert, rutscht sie auf dem vereisten Boden aus, fängt sich aber sofort wieder. Mit einem leicht Tippett embarrassed smile away from them. Exactly 20 seconds later, one of two steam-morons finally enlightenment and calls it out loud: "Fall calm, I'd catch you before!" - Followed by a likewise with several seconds delayed reaction of his brother in the spirit bathrobe: "Yeah, exactly Haha."
  
  
• The relaxation room is a sign: "Gentlemen: In the interests of all visitors, we ask you not to reserve loungers Thank you.." I reserve not, I'm lying in a pleasant twilight state to myself. Suddenly voices penetrate through to me. "They can not really read, Oh man!". "Yes, But really, it's available here yet. "EXACTLY HERE IS'S YET!." My dim state vanishes exactly like the calm that prevailed until just. Three somewhat older sauna morons are shaking their heads in front of said shield and point moaning with her fingers on 3 Where, where are the towels though, but not their owners. The leader of the pack reads the sign out loud and clear again, leading to renewed echoes of his companions. I direct my attention to a second plate, which is about 50 cm from the first is: "Gentlemen: This space will serve the rest and relaxation. Please be considerate of other visitors. "But to see TWO signs (and in particular to ) Understand, cope sauna idiots
  
  
• No sauna this "adventure spa" is identical to the others. They differ in terms of ("in terms of" is a rarely stupid phrase that belongs on the wall!) Temperature, size, lighting and placement of their ovens. But one thing they all have in common: When the infusion is coming, they are proppevoll, because the infusion is indeed included in the ticket price, so we use him (even a stupid word!). To give you have nothing. Mortals know it, if the capacity limit of an area is reached, sauna idiots not. I sit already been now closer to my jeweiligen Sitz-Nachbarn als es mir lieb ist und starre sehnsüchtig auf die noch offene Saunatür. Bald muss der Saunameister kommen, wird die Tür schließen und sein Werk beginnen. Aber nein, zwei Sauna-Deppen erscheinen: Mit gierigen Augen belästigen sie den Raum, versuchen eine Lücke zu erspähen, etwas Holz zwischen all dem Fleisch zu finden. Natürlich gibt es keine - "voll ist voll!". Aber was nicht passend ist, wird passend gemacht und so steuern sie auf mich zu: "Hier, bei Ihnen ist noch Platz, oder?". "Nein", antworte ich (überrascht, dass sie überhaupt fragen), "sorry, aber wir sitzen hier bereits sehr beengt." "Ach was, das kriegen wir schon", antworten die sich als solche entpuppenden Sauna idiots next to me and I slip even closer, so that rub their greasy-slick on my buttocks. A stark contrast to all the erotic experiences of my life

And here is my idea of \u200b\u200b"Sauna Deppen-case": it is simply attached to each sauna is a sign reading: "Liquor in the next 5 minutes". Then you wait briefly and closed the door from the outside.

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This ...

... is my first blog entry.

I consider him very successful, because he is short (porarily), grammatical and lexical properly and does not meet any expectations that he can not wake.

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Zmittag for construction workers

Last Friday afternoon, the project management offered in the future staff restaurant Inside the construction workers on site newsroom lunch. As thanks for the work done so far in a very tight schedule - and as Incentive for the work yet to be made. About 130 construction workers could be the menu (salads and great pasta buffet) Catch of Candrian Catering Zurich. Facility Management Director Peter Gasser, welcomed the workers, architect Renato Martelli owed the offered food - and a photographer caught a view of Toini Lindroos impressions. Here are some of her paintings:

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A first impression of the bridge The bridge is connected

are now on the second floor in the press building the Bauschutzwände completely removed been. And for the first time can catch an undisturbed view of the new desktop. The editorial view is separated only by a plastic curtain of Decision Place. And in order to rebut the same rumors: No it is not a disco planned. Even if it looks like right now a little dance floor.

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Now it's done: The previously separate race by building walls on both sides to the bridge is the main and farm buildings connected. To perform the necessary transformations, to 18 and 19 January, the walls are torn down and replaced in part by mobile security precautions.

But do not worry, it will be cold so not because the bridge is now sealed and heated. Minor problems are to be expected if all of the craftsmen who set the lines and have to lay carpet.