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Ich oute mich: Ja, ich habe mir gestern Abend den "Eurovision Song Contest" angesehen. Zwar nicht komplett, aber nach dem eher langweiligen Fußballspiel der Deutschen Nationalmannschaft zappte ich rüber und blieb hängen. Since I've outgrown the age in which we all occasions grateful brings with him, to be allowed to stay up late, I've just finished watching this event yet 3x (namely as Raab each had his finger in the game, which I think is a great musician and producer) - simply because the normally not my music.

And I was pleasantly surprised: Some songs and artists were among them, which I liked. While not such that I would order me now read the accompanying CD, but I would not throw them away when they gave me (which will now not be a call ;-). Moreover, I liked the (for such Contest) refreshingly witty nature of the facilitators, their role as hosts really beneficial "different" and filled out bolder than many of their predecessors - have been and Peter Urban's voice-overs usually very entertaining.

"Our" Lena won. I am pleased. It does not make me proud, I am not thereby privileged, but I am pleased: For Stefan Raab, who jumped over his shadow and ran through a collaboration with the ARD, for Lena's fans and most of all for themselves Lena

How go but now their (and my) countrymen with this victory to? By means of heroic research within the two most clicked (better: most visited) German online forums kämpfte ich mich tatsächlich durch jeden veröffentlichten Beitrag. Es handelt sich hierbei übrigens um die von BILD und dem SPIEGEL.

Interessanterweise wird in beiden jeweils dasselbe geschrieben - allenfalls anhand der unterschiedlichen sprachlichen Fähigkeiten der Poster (aber das überrascht ja nicht wirklich) erkenne ich, in welchem Forum ich mich gerade befinde.

Jetzt, nachdem ich mich durch ca. 90 Seiten (also ca. 600 "Beiträge") gekämpft habe, stelle ich fest, dass es genau 4 Meinungstypen gibt:

Der " Ich will mich nicht freuen und die anderen dürfen das auch nicht"-Nörgler :

• Jeder der Ahnung von Musik hat (also er) saw that the other countries had much better singers, songs and choreography / "performances". Lena, however, has no voice (or at best a bad) and she can not dance. And her song is not even in German, but she can not speak English at all. And the song was not written by Americans and indeed has Germany any other juries and "Voter" bribed by his billions in aid (yes that's why we got by Greece and Portugal have so many points, right?). And besides, the light was too dark and Lena is a conceited, arrogant bitch who "is to look around again,"

The "Lena hit Europe and for a crushing victory Deutschland eingefahren"-Spinner :

• Lena hat allen gezeigt, wer die Nummer 1 in Europa ist. Das tut Deutschland gut. Nach all den schlechten Nachrichten endlich wieder ein Sieg. Die ganzen "Pornogören aus dem Ostblock" und die "fetten Quallen aus Irland und Island" hatten keine Chance. Und die "Neger aus Frankreich" auch nicht. Schade, dass sie nicht Deutsch gesungen hat. Jetzt werden "wir" auch Weltmeister

Der " Ich betrachte die ganze Veranstaltung als unter meiner Würde und schau mir sowas sonst nie an"-Schizophrene :

• So eine peinliche, niveaulose Veranstaltung kommentiere ich erst gar nicht (brauche dafür aber mindestens 30 Zeilen). Das hat doch everything nothing to do with music or even "art" to do. But the terrible English pronunciation of the Lena, at my private school Eton, they would have fallen by the English test. The song is - especially compared to the "Köln-Concert" by Keith Jarrett - absolutely no substance. This Stefan Raab infiltrated So now even the last bastion of the German educational television, namely, the public broadcaster. Fortunately, I've already burned my TV 3 years ago. "Flying devour shit, millions can not be wrong!" Good night, Germany!

The " I made the event great fun and I'm really looking forward to Lena-Schreiber:

• Lena has thrilled audiences throughout Europe and many juries. Music happens to be a matter of taste and their performance has fallen in most people, so they deserved to win. Yes, their English pronunciation is not perfect, but Herman van Veen and Wolfgang Niedecken German there are not - and within Europe, English is the common linguistic denominator times. Her secret was that they wanted to sell but herself and her song: No whips, no burning tires, no silicone and no other image. Just a natural, attractive young woman (how can they take in about any old town) on a stage, singing their (quite catchy) song, radiating.

On the latter type, I am one. Although I have not written in neither IMAGE MIRROR. But I write it here: I am looking for Lena!

Reading In Bed Piano Notes

... please reconsider whether the following requests are not only achievable, but could also lead to a much more relaxed interaction between you and non-dog owners:

• roads / sidewalks, parks and forest trails are for everyone. For walkers, joggers, walkers, cyclists and dog owners. Not only for this group. If your dog is bigger than a rat and your traveling with him on public roads, be it leint please. The reason is not that "cut your fundamental rights" to you (or your dogs) in or you bully "will, but that for a non-dog owners not very pleasant, if a full-grown Doberman charging the panting for him, during which" Master "or" Mistress "tells him to increasingly desperate voice," but now once to come here. " Respect your fellow man the fear in the face of a large dog. Your love ones "argument", not that your dog has to let off steam sometimes "moves. I ask myself first if I offer an animal a suitable environment, and would not the idea to me zuzulegen fish, while I do not have a water connection at home. How would you react if you met a walker who sets up a gun pulled on you? Similarly, some people feel, given your "favorites". The difference is that the gun is much less dangerous, because they will most likely never go off by itself - see also next item
• Please strike the sentence "does nothing - which is quite fond of" FOREVER from your vocabulary. Also, the part "He wants to play only" does not help. The sentence is simply wrong. True, he would have read: "He has never done this before what. Your dog is in fact a living being and therefore it has (albeit more limited than other animals such as cats) a will. The victims of dogs "had been bitten yet" have all the hospitals (and a few graves) populated
• Educate your dog. It is not "cute" or "funny" when a big dog calf raises one or it starts "because he's happy." I'll jump in and do not drool on the shoulder or you face the full when I am happy with your appearance. Also it is not pleasant when a pumpkin large dog's head without being asked in the stroller pushes to sniff out if what is to eat it. Also constant barking, growling and barking can be annoying. There is no better, if your pet each a "funny" cloth or collar umbindet on the "I can do anything!" stands. The big advantage the dog as a pet is actually the fact that you can educate him (of course, assumes that "education" knows and appreciates what you can sometimes see the "real" children of the dog owners - or often just not )
• clean up the shit away! Cat owners make their pets clean the toilet - outside the apartment chicks bury their own legacies. Dogs can not live. That should be known as a dog owner and act accordingly. The last thing want to see children and their parents at playgrounds in the sandbox are the feces of your favorites. But auf Bürgersteigen, Park- und Waldwegen sowie Stränden gibt es Schöneres, in das man treten kann